Gas spent driving from gas station to Discount Tire: $.75
New-to-me tire: $40
Dismount fee: $5
Disposal fee: $10
Mount fee: $5
Waiting-in-a-chair fee: $3
Other Assorted Nameless Fees: $12.01
Three hours spent trying to get a flat fixed: priceless.
Okay, okay. The upside was that I just happened to have vol. 3 of Fables (Storybook Love) with me, and finished that while I waited.