A great phrase on This American Life (2004 episode "I Love My Car"), speaking about a gangly teenager:
"There's something tech-support about him."
And now I must paint my front door black. Why? Because it's there. Because it was white. Because someone, somewhere, invented paint, dangit.
I'd also like to point out that del.icio.us is handy for so many things--my most recently-tagged topics are Egyptology, gamers, and parenting.