Ninjas Hate Pirates (and vice versa)

This morning, the post from A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette dealt with: Ninjas, (Not) Disturbing (which seems like every sound advice). It got me to thinking about other ninja topics, which of course led to pirates, because as we all know:

Ninjas Hate Pirates
and
The Only Reason Ninjas Exist is Because Pirates Let Them

• See the hijinx that ensue when A Ninja Pays Half My Rent.
• Probably every gal born in the late 70's can relate to this pirate-y Princess Bride shirt...
• Don't forget: this Tuesday, Sept. 19th, is Talk Like a Pirate Day!
• More ninja and pirate fun, in my del.icio.us tags!